Operator where's my daddy at
(Verse 1)
Morgan's only seven, smoking a cigar
Jenny's only 12 years old, drivin mamma's car
Karen's with an older man, in a nasty bar
Some kid hit me, I hit him back.
He told my mamma, and I got whipped for that! 
(Chorus)
Operator where is my daddy at?
I need em now, I don't care how! 
Operator help me find my daddy please.
And tell my daddy to come and get me! 
(Verse 2)
Morgan's playin hooky
Jenny got spanked at school
Karen snuck out last night, came home this afternoon
I got a B minus, on my science test
I showed my mamma, she said Kelley that's not the best
Mamma talked to Morgan, told em one more time.
She told Jenny's principal, don't hit no kid o mine.
She looked for Karen, but she done left.
My mamma made me, clean up her mess! 
(Return to chorus)
(Verse 3)
Jenny hit me with an ash tray, Morgan kicked my dog.
Karen brought her boyfriend home, he eats like a hog.
Morgan's makin prank calls, Jenny kicked my balls.
The way my mamma handled it, just ain't fair at all.
(Alternate ending chorus)
Operator where is my daddy at?
I need em now, I don't care how.
Operator help me find my daddy please.
In Arkansas, or Tennesee.
Operator help me find my daddy please
And tell my daddy to come and get me!