But it ain't gonna get me far
     I'm a movin'' violation
     This ain't even my car
     Somebody roll up the windows
     Somebody turn up the tunes
     Somebody get me a valid ID
     Or I'll be wearing the blues

     There's no reason or rhyme, but so what
     Tis the season for crime and here we come
     Ready or... ooh what'd you expect
     Oh what'd you expect

     Got a rocket eighty-eight
     But the bitch wont give it back
     It's a stupid situation
     But she's got a nice rack
     Somebody get me a shotgun
     Somebody give me a ride
     somebody tell me what's going on
     I'm here to take what's mine

     There's no reason or rhyme, but so what
     Tis the season for crime and here we come
     Ready or... ooh what'd you expect
     Somebody get me a shotgun
     Somebody give me a ride
     somebody tell me what's going on
     I'm here to take what's mine