Liked a boy with long, long hair
     Daddy came with a gun
     Said the evening's done

     Ride, ride the rhino
     Ride, ride the rhino

     Little sister in leather and lace
     Took a boy home too her place
     Big brother came with a baseball bat
     Party ended just like that
     Just like that

     Ride, ride the rhino
     Ride, ride the rhino

     Ride it hard, ride it fast
     Ride it slow, make it last
     Ride, ride the rhino
     Ride the rhino