Once upon a time there was a combine man.
Did anybody know that big old man?
Once upon a time there was a big crane man
And everybody knew he had a wood brain, yeah
Oh yeah!
He's got wood in him,
Is he made out of steel or glass rod?
Nobody knows!
He's a combine man
He can't break 'em
He's a tractor man
He can't knock 'em down
He's a tall man
He's a walkin' man
He's a combine

(Combine! )
He's a combine man
A combine man.
(Ah - he-he's he's a big ol'...)
A combine man.

The world was full of holes until he made his plan
He buried 'em right up inside a big tin can.
Big old Ernie Ford, he tried to play his hand
Now everybody's calling him the Combine Man,
Oh yeah!
He's got wood in him
Is he made out of steel or glass rod?
Nobody knows!
He's a combine man
He can't break 'em
He's a tractor man
He can't knock 'em down
He's a tall man
He's a walkin' man
He's a combine

(Combine! )
A combine man...
He's just a combine man
(Eee -yo)
A combine man
(Ah what - what - what he made of - is he, is he big or-or-or just a kid?)

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(He can't knock 'em down)
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey

Once upon a time there was a combine man
Now everybody said he had a wood brain, yeah
Oh yeah!
He's got wood in him
Is he made out of steel or glass rod?
Nobody knows!
He's a combine man
He can't break 'em
He's a tractor man
He can't knock 'em down
He's a tall man
He's a walkin' man
He's a combine
(Combine)
Combine man

A combine man
A combine man
He's a combine man
A combine man

He's a combine man
A combine man
He's combine man
(Oh my god he's strong! )

He's a combine man

He's a combine man
He's a tractor man
He's a combine man
He's a tractor man
He's a combine man

A combine man