People curse people bitch and complain
Public transport has gone down the drain
Long delays and health risk
And they expect you to pay for it

Fare evasion - join the don't give a fuck generation
Fare evasion - see me run like fuck from the station

High fares, inspector snitch
Ride for free no harm done
Like shoplifting it can be fun

Getting on tubes getting on trains gimme my compensation claim
Fare is too dear, service is shit, doing my best to get away with it!