(Mark & Joanne)

The simples won't delay but the cable

There's another way, say something, anything

Test 1, 2, 3

Anythiing but that



(Joanne) 

This is weird(It's weird)

Very weird(Fuckin' weird)

I'm so mad that I don't know what to do

Fighting with microphones, freezing down to my bones

And to top is all off, I'm with you



(Mark)

Feel like going insane, got a fire in your brain

And you're thinking of drinking gasoline(As a matter of fact)

Honey I know this act

It's called The Tango:Maureen

The Tango:Maureen

It's a dark dizzy mary-go-round

As she keep you dangling(You're wrong)

Your heart she's mangling(It's different with me)

And you toss and you turn, cause her cold eyes can burn

Yet you yurn and you churn and rebound



(Mark & Joanne)

I think I know what you mean

The Tango:Maureen

Has she ever pouted her lips and called you pookie? (Never)

Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? (This is spooky)

Did you swoon when she walked through the door? (Everytime so be cautious)

Did she moon over boys? (More than moon)

I'm getting nauseous



She cheated(she cheated), Maureen cheated(Fuckin' Cheated)

I'm defeated I should give up right now

Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might

I'd fall for her still anyhow

When you're dancing her dance you don't stand a chance

Her grip of romance makes you fall

So you think might as well 

That's a tango to hell

At least I'll have tangoed at all



The Tango:Maureen

Gotta dance till your diva is through

You pretend to beleive her,

Cause in the in you can't leave her

But the end, it will come

Still you have to play dumb 

Till you're glum and you're bum and turned blue

Why do we love when she's mean?

And she can be so obscene

My Maureen

The Tango:Maureen