There's a time of which none speak
A secret time lost in the briny deep

You know all about
Half time
Big time
Break time
Lunch time
Dinner dinner time

Tea time
Free time
Me time
The time
You'd undo if you could travel in time

Space time
Face time
Hard time
Hammertime
In the meantime
Miller time
Day time

Snack time
Nap time
Night time
Bath time
Bed time
Business time

But don't forget about
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the time you wear a hat made out of nilla wafers
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the best time in the history of mankind

One day
(Knock Knock)
The was a knock at my door
A mysterious drifter was on the other side

In his hands was a box
And on lips were the words
"Listen closely, I don't have much time"

Then he reached in the box
And pulled out
A nilla wafer top hat from inside
He said "wear it when it's time"
And I said "what time?"
And then he died

Later I realised he was talking about
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the time you wear a hat made out of nilla wafers
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the best time in the history of mankind

Nilla wafer top hat time
Nilla wafer top hat time
Nilla wafer top hat time
Nilla wafer top hat time
Nilla wafer top hat time