Bartender I really did it this time 

Broke my parole to have a good time 

When I got home it was 6 a.m. 

The door was locked so I kicked it in 

She was trippin' on the bills 

I think she was high on some pills 

She through my shit out into the yard 

Then she called me a bum and smacked me real hard 

And in my drunkin' stooper 

I did what I should of never done 

Now I'm sittin' here talking to you 

Drunk and on the run 



I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside 

Waitin' for my ride on the outside 

She broke my heart in the trailer park 

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car 

And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away 



You know Moe I'll probably get ten years 

So just give me beers til they get here 

Yeah I know the sun is comin' up 

And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up 

But I'm trying to drown my soul 

I'm tired of this life on a dirt road 

And everything that I love is gone 

And I'm tired of hangin' on 



She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside 

Waitin' for my ride on the outside 

She stole my heart in the trailer park 

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car 

And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away 



(rap) 

I guess it's meant to be 

Romance is misery 

So much for memories 

And now I'm headed to the Penitentary 

See me on T.V. 

The next cop series 

I am a danger 

I guess I should've done something about my anger 

But I'll never learn 

Real things I don't concern 

I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn 

I know it's my fault 

But I wasn't happy it was over 

She through a fit so I crashed that piece a shit nova 



And now I'm goin' back again 

Back to the pen to see my friends 

And when we all pile out that county van 

They'll ask me where I've been 



I've been at a bar on the inside 

Waitin' for my ride on the outside 

She broke my heart in the trailer park 

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car 

Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away 



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