All I want you to say is nothing at all

And all I want you to do is stare at the wall

I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes

Marvel at your plastic breasts and plastic thighs



My polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny



You're the perfect guy's accessory

Dangling from my arm for of the pretty people to see

Boy's with sassy pouts and perky glee

Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies



My polyesergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny



Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane

But your body burst and left an ugly stain

Had to take your pieces back to the factory

It took them several weeks to get you back to me



My polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl

So shiny

Polyestergirl



She's my polyestergirl

Shiniest in all the world

She's my polyestergirl

Shiniest in all the world

She's my polyestergirl

Shiniest in all the world