Wine and dine her in a romantic fashion
 Meet her parents and make a good impression
 All her friends see me as the man of their dreams
 What they don’t see is my lust for the obscene

 She first finds out on our wedding night
 I gently disrobe her from her gown of white
 Then without warning I smear shit in her hair

 She bites and claws with no avail
 It’s too late for a reason, I’m overcome by the smell
 She used to think I was the man of her dreams
 But my only true love is that of the obscene