Hello, hello
Calling a Karl Projectorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won, dear sir
May I congratulate you first?
Oh, what an honor

Human, human of the year, you won 
Human, human of the year, you won 

Why are you so scared?
You stand their shaking in your pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold

Human, human of the year, you won 
Human, human of the year, you won 
Ah, ah, ah, you have won

Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Outside the cars are beeping out of sun
Just in your honor
And allthough they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
And as the cathedral has spoken
Wishing well to all us sinners
And where the sight grew silent
'Til next year's big human winner

Outside the cars are beeping out of sun
Just in your honor
And allthough they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
All mankind are now your brothers

Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Hello, hello
Calling a Karl Projectorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won