Someone said I looked like you
 Never gave thought to passion till
 Someone said I screw like you
 Baby I was never cool enough
 To get a job at a record store
 But if I had I wouldn't want you anymore

 Never gave thought to rash'in till
 Someone said I had a rash like you
 Never gave thought to mashin' till
 Someone said I mashed like you

 Baby I was never cool enough
 To get a job at a record store
 But if I had I wouldn't want you
 Wouldn't want you...

 See Dick
 See Jane
 See how they both complain
 See how they go round and round again
 Over nothin at all
 Me Dick
 You Jane
 See how we all complain
 See we get all wrapped up
 Over nothin at all

 Here's the suckerpunch

 Never gave thought to crashing till
 Someone said I crashed a lot like you
 Never gave thought to passion till
 Someone said I screw like you

 Baby I was never cool enough
 To get a job at a record store
 But if I had I wouldn't want you
 Wouldn't want you...

 See Dick
 See Jane
 See how they both complain
 See how they go round and round
 Over nothin at all
 You Dick
 Me Jane
 See how we both complain
 See we get all rapped up
 Over nothin at all

 Here's the suckerpunch