How would I kill
I'd use the government

If I was a dreamer
What would I dream
I'd dream about yesterday

If I was a dancer
Where would I dance
Out in the graveyard

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You can say anything that you want to say
Be anything that you want to be
Pray anywhere that you think that you got to pray
But don't you count on me

If I was  teacher
What would I teach
I'd teach corruption

If I was a preacher
What would I preach
I'd preach hypocrisy

If I was a dancer
Where would I dance
Out in the graveyard

(chorus)

If I was a gambler
What would I bet
I'd bet your life

If I was an angel
What would I save
I'd save my money

If I was a dancer
Where would I dance
Out in the graveyard

(chorus twice