We can talk it out over a cup of joe
 And you can look deep in my eyes
 Like I was a super-model
 Uh huh

 It's just you and me baby
 No one else we can trust
 We'll say nuthin to no one
 No how or we'll bust
 Never crack a smile or flinch or cry
 For nobody

 Uh huh

 So give you ID card to the border guard
 Your alias says you Captain John Luke Picard
 Of the United Federation of Planets
 Cause they won't speak english any ways

 Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
 So meet me at the mission at midnight
 We'll divvy up there
 Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
 So I got the pistol
 So I get the Pesos

 That seems fair

 We'll put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
 We'll slash the deputy's tires
 They won't get very far
 When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up
 Uhuh

 Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
 So meet me at the mission at midnight
 We'll divvy up there
 Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
 So I got the pistol
 So I get the Pesos
 That seems fair
 That seems fair