Heyhey everybody!

Look who's on tvlook who just got famous

Don't you know it should have been me

I'm not really bitterI'm not really mad

I love to see other people get

Everything I ever wanted to have

I don't really carehow big they get

I hate youfuck you leave me alone!

Why can't I be cool like them? 

I used to have a girlfriend

I treated her so badshe went out

And found another lead singer

Maybe she just likes guys in bands

I give up on everything

All my dreams are dead

Maybe I'll get a shotgun

And try to blow her right out of my head

Everybody says"how come you ain't made it yet? "

I hate youfuck youleave me alone!

Why can't I get my girl back? 

I knew you wouldn't understand

Just what I'm tryin to do

'cause you're not me

And I'm so glad that I am not you

I know it's my problemthere's nothing I can do

But I don't think there is no reason

I don't think there's no excuse for you

Well I've learned my lesson

Hope you've learned it to

And if the're gonna go and do it to me

Well I guess I'm gonna have to go and do it to you

I don't really care how much you cry

Ihateyoufuckyouleavemealoneihateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!

Why can't anything go my way?