Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk in here



Tonight's the night

We're gonna get plastered

Pissed off

Maybe even get laid, too

Booze on your breath

Always makes girls horny

So come on boys, let's

CHUG A FEW!



Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk, oh yeah



People pouring

In the front door

Most of them

I've never seen in my life

I hear the sound of

Windows breaking

Who just lit the

Couch on fire?!



Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk tonight!



And if you're coming here...

Don't forget to have

Yourself a beer!



There's two girls

Throwin' up in the bathroom

A good friend holds your head back

When you puke

Tonight's the night

So grab your whatever

Lift your something

Here's a toast to you!



WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK!

OH! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK!

OH WAIT WE'RE ALREADY...

DRUUUUUNK!



Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's druuuunk

Everybody's drunk, hoorah!



Fa la la la laaa la la!

([Scott:] Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have

a good time...assholes.)



([Dan:] Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face!)



([Aaron:] Say, I don't feel so good...)

(Get 'im a trash can!)

([Aaron:] -urp- There is no trash can!)