This is Funk Doctor Spock!
 As we look  at our clocks
 We gonna take you  on a ship to another journey
 to the Darkside
 Hah  we've conquered  new evidence  that there is life

 My funk prognosis make my brains come uncoast
 One hundred percent funk runs blood straight through your nose
 I don't have to be Madonna  to make your eyes freeze
 Visine's for eyes when you smoke the thai weed
 For this, you need a journalist scientist
 Keep your eye in this, funk cosmical, far from logical
 I blow the spot up in any hood or boondox
 Make the bully of the block move and get new locks
 Now who kicks that phenomical astronomical? Uhh
 That's my nine in you, feelin nauseous that's my rhyme in you
 I swing funk like numchuks my game's death
 That's cool when I blind fools like Kareem Abdul
 Hot like lava's fire, sometimes I get more higher than Cheech
 My funk speech make words wear sun visors
 I'm gettin down with the funk in your trunk
 Def Squad's in the house, with the ... for all you punks

 "Coming down the block man loud as fuck
 You would swear Redman was inside the trunk" -- Q-Tip
 (repeat 4X)

 Ahhh, I'm just as high as three peeled up motherfuckers
 Def Squad's in the house, with the ... for you suckers
 Punks, y'all chumps, I blew the frame once twice
 I'm dumb nice, I bring my worst lyrics to a gunfight
 The top notch, nah fuck that, that notch's topped
 I'm off the meter, I make computer's catch amenesia
 I'm swifter than roller blades on Icecapades
 I'm Fearless like Four plus I'm cool like braids
 My grammar, slam from here to York, Alabama
 I never pull my pants up, I'm nutty like Planters
 My style gets Death like Row or Def like Jeff
 Def like Jam or Squad, or death like Meth
 One two! Big up to my niggaz on one deuce
 That cocks snaps and busts back at the boys in...
 rrrrrah! With weed for you!
 Who says I can't burn shit up just like Lisa Lopez?
 I'm cause the ruckus, my area is fucked up
 You better off calling them Power Ranger motherfuckers
 Cause Redman will bomb just like Sadaam
 When I'm loose I'm worldwide like triple fat goose
 Heavily armed

 "Coming down the block man, loud as fuck
 You would swear Redman was inside the trunk" -- Q-Tip
 (repeat 4X