I had a hunch
You stole a bunch
Of you little brother's ritalin pills today
Come and get me out of class
Call in a bomb threat it'll be a blast

After school (after school)
After school (after school)
After school special

You stole some candy
Like ol' jim dandy
You get so hungry
When you get too stoned
Can't serve detention
I gotta go
My sister plays with matches
When she's home alone

After school (after school)
After school (after school)
After school special

Put a stack of records
On the stereo
It's gonna be so fine
It's gonna blow you mind
In the daytime

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After school (after school)
After school
After school
After school (after school)
After school (after school)
After school (after school)

After school (after school)
After school (after school)
After school
After school
After school (after school)
After school (after school)
After school special