Mr Presidentwe got a call for you
it’s your daughter Jenna
she wants to talk to you

Mr President
we got a call for you
it’s your daughter Jenna
can I put her through?

tell her I’m in Alaska diggin’ for oil
tell her I’m with a congressman who needs a spoil
tell her I’m signing a new arms deal
tell her I’m with Putin and we’re having a meal

Mr President
we got a line for you
it’s your daughter Jenna
she wants to talk to you

Mr President
we got a line for you
it’s your daughter Jenna
can I put her through?

tell her I’m dropping bombs on Kyoto
tell her I was kidnapped by a UFO
tell her I’m the middle of writing a speech
tell her I’m learning the names of other countries

I’m so busy being Mr. President

hi daddy…..
I’m with the local sheriff here
tell him who you are daddy
that’s right…the president

tell my father I’m fuckin’ drunk
tell my father I’m pregnant by a Texan punk
tell my father I won’t come home no more
tell my father I voted for Al Gore

You’re no longer my President

Mr President what are we gonna do
Mr President what’s your point of view
Mr President what are we gonna do
Mr President what’s your point of view

I’m so fuckin’ drunk
I can hardly stand…..on my feet
Oh…I ‘m gonna pee
in my pants

Mr President........