Ohio! Ohio! Ohio! 

Ohio Ohio 

I hate Ohio 

Ohio Ohio Ohio, 

Murph puked all over Ohio 

Ohio Ohio Ohio 

Ohio Ohio Ohio 

I used a plunger in Ohio 

Ohio Ohio 

Jen wouldn't buy beer in Ohio 

Ohio Ohio I…I hate Ohio 

I hate Ohio Ohio 

I don't want to go back to Ohio Ohio 

The Thirsty Pony was in Ohio Ohio 

That was the best part of Ohio Ohio 

And the Cleveland Indians game Ohio Ohio 

I hate Ohio 

I watched Shields put a whole piece of cotton candy in his mouth in Ohio Ohio 

I hate Ohio 

So did a hundred other people in Ohio Ohio Ohio 

I wanted to puke in Ohio when I got off that ride that ride that was really big 

Ohio Ohio I wanted to puke in Ohio when I walked into my room and smelled it 

Ohio I was kicked out of the pool in Ohio by little kids in Ohio 

Do do do do do 

Ohio Ohio Ohio We hate Ohio 

I couldn't wait to get back to Pennsylvania because Ohio was so bad 

I was in Cleveland twice in Ohio Ohio Ohio 

Murph spent 500 bucks to get back to Pennsylvania because he hated Ohio so much 

Murph spent 450 dollars to get back to Pennsylvania because he hated Ohio so much 

Murph spent 350 dollars to get back to Pennsylvania because he hated Ohio so much 

Ohio Ohio

Murph spent 275 dollars to get out of Ohio Ohio 

No, it was more like 175 in Ohio Ohio 

628 in Ohio, Ohio, 

We hate Ohio. 

Tee-hee-hee-hee-heeee!