How's your whole... family?
How's your whole... family?
How's your whole... family?
How's your whole... family?

How's your whole... family? (How's your whole?)
How's your whole... family? (How's your whole?)
How's your whole... family? (How's your whole...
Family?)
How's your whole... family?

How's your dic-tation machine? (How's your dic-)
How's your dic-tation machine? (How's your dic-)
How's your dic-tation machine? (How's your dic-tation
Machine?)
How's your dic-tation machine?

Take your pants down... to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down... to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down... to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down... to the cleaners today.
(Instrumental)

Won't you do my as-trological chart? (oh won't you do
His as-)
Won't you do my as-trological chart? (come on-a wanna
Baby won't you do his as-)
Won't you do my as-trological chart? (oh won't you do
His as-trological chart?)
Won't you do my as-trological chart?

Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me.
(Musical interlude)

How's your whole... family? (How's your whole?)
How's your whole... family? (Tell me how's that great
Big whole)
How's your whole... family? (How's your whole...
Family?)
How's your whole... family?

(Spoken) "Prick!"