I work all day in a breakneck run

Just to come home to another pile of work to be done

And all I wanna do is flop on the couch and die

Baby comes in he's give out too

I say "It's pizza or nothing. And Trixie's all outta dog food"

I could just break right down and cry



I need a vacation from my life

Me and my husband we need a wife

Somebody who's sole ambition is laundry

I wanna fall asleep on "MY" patio swing

While somebody else does the dishes and cleans

Mariachi's could stroll through the yard and play softly

Wouldn't even have to leave 2523 General George Patton Drive

And I need a vacation from my life



Don't even get me started on Saturday's

All I do is rearrange the clutter

Hey, I invented shabby chic

Who wants to mow when it's so dang hot

Me and baby got a theory about our little half acre lot

If it blooms, it's not a weed



"OH" I need a vacation from my life

Me and my husband we need a wife

Somebody who's sole ambition is laundry

I wanna fall asleep on "MY" patio swing

While somebody else does the dishes and cleans

Mariachi's could stroll through the yard and play softly

Wouldn't even have to leave 2523 General George Patton Drive



Oh, I need a vacation from my life

Me and my husband we need a wife

Somebody who's sole ambition is laundry

I wanna fall asleep on my patio swing

While somebody else does the dishes and cleans

Mariachi's could stroll through the yard and play softly

Wouldn't even have to leave (MidState), Tennessee 2523 General George Patton Drive

I need a vacation from my life

"Oh i need a vacation from my life"

"Thats Right"