wasn't so fickle, fickle with my pickle 

As fickle as I am today 

Nothing like a wiggle & a tickle of your pickle 

Especially when you're pickled all day 



Pickled in the morning 

Pickled through the day 

Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled 

So don't put gettin' pickled down 



Slaver doon yer mickle for a wiggle & a jiggle 

So's the tickle in your pickle will stay 

But if you get a trickle 

From a wiggle & a jiggle 

It's off to the clinic that day 



Pickled in the morning 

Pickled through the day 

Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled 

So don't put gettin' pickled down 

Pickled in the moonlight, pickled as the sun comes 'round 

Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled 

So don't put gettin' pickled down!