Once there was a man
Who was doing the best he can
100% American fighting for uncle Sam
Then came a day when he had to be sent away
So he got on a ship then got on a plane
Went for a ride on top of a train
And made his way into Afghanistan

Spinach in the can, 50 caliber in his hand
With a fire in his eye, I dare you to try
To mess with a sailor man
Over the ocean blue
To the ends of the earth he flew

Anchors aweigh!
They're hiding in Afghanistan
Fight the enemy 'til they're no more
And if he should fall
He'll stand back up and fight again
Cause we won't stop until we get them all

So he stepped inside a bar
In the town of Kandahar
As he opened up a bottle of Bud
He took a look around
"I'm looking for the man
Who dared to lay a hand
On this country that I call my home
I'm by myself but not alone
I represent the red white and blue"

Then from the sky came a battle cry
From the tattooed sailor with a squinted eye
To take down each and every man
Who tried to mess with this great land
Full speed ahead he swung away
Taking out every bunker in his way
Ready to deal an ace of spades with a fist
And a handful of grenades

Let freedom ring forever
The fist of justice will prevail
Its now or never
We won't back down or run away
We'll show these bastards
What we have in store
He'll fight to the finish
While drinking his Guinness
And come back around for more

He came upon a caravan
Trying to get across to Pakistan
When the evil one had shown his grace
Our hero put him in his place
Let that be a lesson now
To all the enemies on the prowl
When you come with the hate
You'll seal your fate
And end up in a world of shit

Let freedom ring forever
The fist of justice will prevail
Its now or never
We won't back down or run away
We'll show these bastards
What we have in store
He'll fight to the finish
While drinking his Guinness
And come back around for more

He'll fight to the finish
Cuz he'll drink his Guinness
He's Popeye in Afghanistan
He's Popeye in Afghanistan