[Music by: P. Wagner, M. Schmidt]

[Lyrics by: P. Wagner]



He comes in the kitchen, a smile on his face

"My dear, this will free you from all of your straits!"

And he turns on the switch and it starts to move -

This TV commercial has caught us anew



Supersonic hydromatic, nothing works without it now

Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow



"Oh yeah, this must be a real innovation!"

Away with the critical mind for a sense

And he opens the purse and he pays for thing

That you only need if you're spastic and dim



Supersonic hydromatic, superultrameganew

Household furniture, like magic,

The neighbour's wife has got one, too



No! Noone needs your offal!

This isn't worth it at all



He comes in the kitchen, a smile on his face

And he turns on the switch and it blows up!

"Instead of having a help I'm a big fool," he says



Supersonic hydromatic, nothing works without it now

Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow



No! Noone needs your offal!

This isn't worth it at all



Supersonic hydromatic, nothing works without it now

Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow

Supersonic hydromatic, superultrameganew

Household furniture, like magic,

The neighbour's wife has got one, too