[Verse 1]

You have reached R.Kelly

Unfortunately, I'm sleep

Been out partying all night

And I'm blasted off that Hennessey

I hop to hotel lobbies

Going to them after parties

Throwing up and carrying on

Bout to have somebody drive me home

I get through the door

Fall on the floor

Get up

I'm staggering

Look upstairs

Shit is blurry because I'm real bent

And now I don't know whether I'm coming or going

And this goes out to all of my honeys that's calling



[Chorus 1]

Leave your name right after the beep and I'm

Sure to get back with you

If I'm not asleep or

Smoking on some trees or

Having a little sex or

If I'm not faded or

Making a baby



(Would you please, yeah)

Leave your name right after the beep and I'm

Sure to get back with you

If I'm not asleep or (Said if)

Blowing on trees (I'm not)

Having some sex (That's all, yeah)

If I'm not faded or

Making a baby



[Verse 2]

Drinking Belvedere, 7-Up, and gin

I told myself never again

Sleeping while the club is crunk

Don't make no sense to be that drunk

Arguing through the night

Pushing on people and starting fights

I was fucked up

I confess

People saying Kellz is a hot mess

Even after that I was taking shots

Shot after shot

Shot after shot then

I couldn't even open the door to my Benz

Dropped off and I get in the door now

Lying on the stairs snoring now

Why you calling me calling me calling me?

Pick it up

Pick it up

Pick it up Kellz

Why you calling me calling me calling me?

Pick it up 



Pick it up

Pick it up

But I'm knocked out sleep



[Chorus 2]

So leave your name (please leave your name) right after the beep (right after) and I'm

Sure to get back with you (Yeah)

If I'm not asleep (No)

Smoking on some trees or (Smoking on trees, yeah)

Having a little sex or (In the middle of having sex)

If I'm not faded or (Yeah)

Making a baby (Won't you please leave your name)



Leave your name right after the beep and I'm (Oh yeah)

Sure to get back with you (Right back)

If I'm not asleep or (I'll call you back) 

Blowing on trees (Oh yes, I'll call you back)

Having some sex (I'll call you back)

If I'm not faded or (I'll call you back)

Making a baby



[Bridge]

When the morning comes and I'm sober

And everything is cool

I'll check my message

And I promise to get right back with you

And if you think I'm screening calls

You're mothafuckin right

That's for the haters

I return calls to all the girls I like



[Chorus 3]

So leave your name (leave your name) right after the beep (leave your name, yeah) and I'm

Sure to get back with you (I'm sure to get back witcha)

If I'm not asleep (If I'm not asleep)

Smoking on some trees or (Trees)

Having a little sex or (Sex or yeah yeah)

If I'm not faded or

Making a baby (Just leave your name yeah yeah)



Leave your name right after (right after, right after) the beep and I'm 

Sure to get back with you 

If I'm not asleep or (If I'm not asleep) (I'll call you back) 

Blowing on trees (Oh yes, I'll call you back)

Having some sex (Some sex yeah) (I'll call you back)

If I'm not faded or (I'll call you back)

Making a baby 



So leave your name right after the beep and I'm

Sure to get back with you (Sure to get back with you)

If I'm not asleep (If I'm not asleep)

Smoking on some trees or (Smoking on some trees)

Having a little sex or (Having some sex)

(I'm not faded) If I'm not faded

(I'm making a baby) Making a baby (Got to leave your name)



Damn, 200 missed calls