I've got a little problem 

that I can't control at all 

I like to kidnap little children 

from the local shopping mall 

I chop them up in pieces 

even though I know it's vile 

I'm just a helpless victim 

and I'll say so at my trial 



they'll never get me 

i'm pleading insanity 

i'm getting off scot free 

i'm pleading insanity 



my mommy used to beat me senseless 

with a rubber hose 

made me play naked twister 

and stuck her pussy in my nose 

because i was abused so bad 

it warped my fucking brain 

i'm killing little children 

is how i deal with all this pain 



my shrink says i'm a victim 

and i couldn't help myself 

but six months down the road from now 

he'll say that i am well 

i'll thank my shrink and my attorney 

for helping me get free 

i've got plans for a relapse 

and another murder spree