Check it out here comes Eugene

with a hash smile on his face

He rolls around in his blue jeans

with a tooth brush in his guitar case

When I go with him,

then I don't know where I'm going.

Check it out here comes the evil

With him you could sing a song

Hey man, here comes the evil

I'm sure you could make a hell of a row

When I go with him,

then I don't know where I'm going.

Hey man, says the evil

I'm taking home my trusty steed

Hey man, says the evil stay high,

say hi to the night for me

When I go with him,

then I don't know where I'm going.

Check it out here comes Eugene

in a funky plastic form

Check it out here comes Eugene

and he's dying for a liquor store

When I go with him, t hen I don't know where I'm going.

Hey man, waddaya say

we drink a couple of hot shots of whatever.

Hey, and get a handle on that chick problem of yours.

Just sink me "Bottle up & Go".

Hey man, don't worry, the night wïll take care of you.