Hard hit frozen rope, easy line drive 
Or a bouncer up the middle with big fat eyes 
High tight 95, louder than a bell 
With 55 grand telling you to got to hell, well 
0-2 waste one, go for something good 
This stick in my hand ain't for cleaning my foot 
Maybe not the same, in a different world 
Maybe overpaid, maybe underlaid 

Cheapo RBI, smoke up in my eye 
Crowding the plate like Mo on a date 
Took one on the chin, on the DL again 
Still makin' dough, my agent made sho' (sure) 
Hard hit frozen rope, easy line drive 
Or a bouncer up the middle with big fat eyes 

Maybe not the same, in a different world 
Maybe overpaid, maybe underlaid 

He's standing up there thinking higher pay for low ERA 
I stand on deck thinking he could be wild and I could die 
today