I'm dancing with Manson 
Been sleeping with Monroe 
Critiqued Michaelangelo 
Benito's a wino 

Satan's got my hand, 
Jesus has my leg 
Vader's in my head, 
Leia's not my friend 
Don't ask Captain Bligh, 
he won't know why 

I cheated with Bardot 
Sent heat by Dimaggio 
And camping with Tonto 

Satan's got my hand, 
Jesus has my leg 
Vader's in my head, 
Leia's not my friend 
Don't ask Captain Bligh, 
he won't know why 

Never seen one, 
staring from the other side 
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