[Pumpkinhead]

This is a Crazy Legs backspin

This is comin home drunk from a club, to a back massage and aspirin

This is Michael Jackson, when he had black skin

Singin "ABC" with his brothers, in Quincy Jones mansion

This is the best thing since grandma's peach cobbler

This is the high you get when you first smoke on some ganja

This is the Cosby Show, when every dude wanted to be Theo

I had a crush on Denise and Sandra

This is my girl, for wantin to be my wife

This is track one on Stevie Wonder's "Songs in the Key of Life"

This is the first time you heard Lauryn Hill

This is the feeling you get when your girl decides not to take that morning after pill

This is the best of the best feelings in your chest

This is J-Lo's breasts, in that green dress

This is the first time I made out

This is throwin out all my Gobots when the Transformers came out

The best


[Chorus: various samples scratched]

[B.I.G.] "Damn right I like the life I live"

[Mos Def] "I know a FEW understand what I'm talkin about"

[B.I.G.] "Damn right I like the life I live"

[B.I.G.] "I reminisce" - CL Smooth, "It's all good"

[B.I.G.] "Damn right I like the life I live"

"I'm takin niggaz on a trip straight through memory lane"

[B.I.G.] "Damn right I like the life I live"

[CL Smooth] "I reminisce", "on" - "the best"


[Pumpkinhead]

This is the best, the best feeling you ever had

Like 23 years later finally meeting your dad

This is that Sunday walk in the park, with a new shorty

lookin for a spot to spark

This is a drive on the I-95, in a 65 Chevy

colored red apple candy, doin 80 to Miami

Understand me? This is that first sip of brandy

at your uncle's wedding when you were young, bet that shit had you feelin manly

This is sex, with a girl from out of town

who broke up with her man that looked better than you but she was on the rebound

This is Mike Tyson's Punch-Out outrunnin Pac-Man

This is Sourpatch Kids, Lemonheads and Cherry Chans

This is that senior trip to the dude ranch

This is growin your first plant under that ultraviolet lamp

This is makin your first grand off a couple of grams

This is San Juan Beach when you first set foot on the sand

The best


[Chorus]


[Pumpkinhead]

This is Malcolm X standin by the window

This is roadtrips for kinfolk bumpin OutKast blowin indo out the window

This is your first date, this is Kobe Bryant gettin acquitted for rape

This is fishin in the Great Lakes

This is the best, this is great

This is the best part of the album, this is God's grace

This is Amos & Andy, washin that black paint off they face

This is the person that caught the Rodney King beating on tape

This is channel 5 kung-fu flicks, this is {?} hero combos

With two quarter waters and a bag of chips

This is that shit, this is eggs, fish and grits

This is cafe con leche that my grandfather sips

This is skippin the line at the club cause you on the list

This is G.I. Joe QuickKick that come with kung-fu grip

This is God, this is earth, and before I'm out this piece

Last but not least this is witnessing your child's birth

The best


[Chorus]