Oh I'm back in the full effect / I can't even hold myself erect 

I got nothing that I wanna say / I'm gonna say it anyway 

I know you think that I've lost it, baby 

I know you think that my star is fading / Used to be a contender 

Now you're just a pretender / Psychic karaoke every weekend 

You don't fit those clothes anymore 

Why don't you take them back to the charity store 

While you're there you could always hand yourself in 

You're into green issues - start recycling 

You hide behind your woman when you're out in your town 

Show her up and blame her for holding you down 

Holding you down, holding you down 

You're the only one who's holding you down 

You're only ever polite when you're out of your box 

Cocker's short for... sucker / Sucker of... / Oh, oh 

La na na na / Oh, oh / Sucker of... / Oh, oh / La na na na 

Oh, oh / When I got up today I had that feeling again 

Everything was OK, then the world started shaking 

Now I'm trying to sleep it away / Oh but I can't sleep it away 

Can you answer this question, can you answer it right: 

Have you ever done anything good in your life? 

Have you ever done anything that wasn't just for yourself? 

Are you capable of giving? / Are you capable of giving just for the sake of it, 

without expecting anything in return? 

I'm only trying to give you what you've come to expect 

Just another song 'bout single mothers and sex 

Single mothers and sex, single mothers and sex 

Just another song 'bout single mothers and sex 

OK, you've heard it before, it's nothing special 

But it's a living, can't you see / I'm a professional 

Oh, oh / La na na na / Oh, oh / I'm a professional 

Oh, oh / La na na na / Oh, oh / Sleep on my darling 

Sleep on, don't wake as I leave / I've been rehearsing this scene so long now

Don't interrupt me as I do it for real / The bedroom floor is treacherous 

A teacup could be disastrous / 'Cos it'll mean I would have to say 

What was written on the letter I posted yesterday 

So that it would get here / When I was gone / And you awoke 

Oh, she'll meet me from the train / And she'll never know a thing 

About how I talk with my mouth full / And only bath once a week 

How I'm nicer the first time you meet me than the next 

And I'm rapidly losing interest in sex / Yeah, I'm rapidly losing interest in sex 

What's the point in making it over-emotional? / You can do it the hard way 

Or you can be a professional / Oh, oh / La na na na 

Oh, oh / I'm a professional / Oh, oh / La na na na 

Oh, oh / Sleep on my darling / Sleep on my love / Sleep on my darling 

Sleep on my love / Sleep on my darling / Sleep on my love 

Sleep on my darling / Sleep on my love