I've got the time / and you've got the space / I'm gonna wipe you down 

and lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face 

Though we know that it's wrong / towel sets / matching combs 

Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on? 

Oh... / I want you now / and I want you here / so lie down by the fire 

and if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear 

'cos they don't understand / what you've got / in your hand 

Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on? 

Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again? 

Sideways? / I was still in the queue when you came 

Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units down 

Delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw his face 

oh it made me feel better / Oh now it's gone too far / we gave up hope 

and the future's bleak / just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope 

Put the rope around his neck 

Pull it tight / he's erect / oh and it looks so good but does it turn you on? 

Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again? 

Shove it in sideways / I was still in the queue when you came 

Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units down 

Delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw his face 

oh it made me feel better 

So we laid in bed afterwards and / she asked me 

what made me frightened / and I said 

"I'm frightened of Belgian chocolates / I'm frightened of pot pourri 

I'm frightened of James Dean posters 

I'm frightened of twenty-six inch screens / I'm frightened of remote control 

I'm frightened of endowment plans / I'm frightened of figurines 

I'm frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks searching for a conversation." 

"Oh you're stupid," she said / and she took my hand 

she took my hand and she said / "I want 

I want you / I want you to / I want you to touch 

I want you to touch me / I want you to touch me." 

Oh... / Are we going to do it again? / Shove it in sideways 

I was still in the queue when you came 

Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units down 

Delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw his face 

you know it made me feel better.