there ain't shit on tv, i got no new pornography. 

i got to find a reason to want to stay alive. 

not a word is heard i said, 

i might as well just stay in bed. 

to find a better way, i doubt i'll even try, 

just another boring story, about a teenage waste of glory. 

trapped in a town, gonna drag you down, my life is such a mess, 

i cannot help but feel depressed. 

i doubt that anyone would miss me if i wasn't around, 

i don't need to know about the things in life that i can't find. 

i don't need to know about the things i left behind. 

i'm just a lazy slob, i should go out and get a job. 

but i won't cause i know that my rent is paid. 

i'm a big procrastinator, i can always do it later. 

my friends all tell me that i got it made, 

it doesn't really matter. what i have to say, 

no one's fucking listening anyway. 

so until my days are done, or it's no longer any fun. 

i'm gonna bore you to death. life is overrated, 

i really want to be sedated. 

but i change the channel, and i'm watching days of our lives. 

it's so sophisticated, watching programs that i hated. 

but i guess it's better than working 9-5. 

the life that i'm living, it ain't really living. 

but i guess i could be working., so i'm free and clear. 

so my only friends tv will always keep my company, 

as i am watching soap operas downing cheetos and beer!!