He's the Einstein of engines, he's the wizard of carbs.

An overall-clad surgeon and addicted to sauce.

His attitude's bad, yeah he's a guy who is wise.

But he could lift out a big block with blindfolded eyes. 



A walking manual. The Doc is the man.

He's dipping that stick like a shit hits the can. 



If you ask something stupid be prepared for a rant.

He'd never miss a chance to make you feel like an ant.

No reason for shame cuz there's only one man who knows.

Doctor Dipstick's his name and he's the star of the show. 



A walking manual. The Doc is the man.

He's dipping that stick like a shit hits the can. 



He jumps into action with a sneer and a wrench.

And sorts out the parts on a messy working bench.

A man storms in, there's not much time left to the race.

But everything's cool, the Doc's on top of the case. 



A walking manual. The Doc is the man.

He's dipping that stick like a shit hits the can.