Going  going  gone
 Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
 Don't you see how late they're reactin'
 They only come and they come when they wanna
 So get the morgue embalm the goner
 They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
 They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed
 I know you stumble with no use people
 If your life is on the line they you're dead today
 Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
 That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
 I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
 With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
 They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
 Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
 I can prove it to you watch the rotation
 It all adds up to a funky situation
 So get up get, get get down
 911 is a joke in yo town
 Get up, get, get, get down
 Late 911 wears the late crown

 911 is a joke

 Everyday they don't never come correct
 You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
 He's a witness to the job never bein' done
 He would've been in full in 8 9-11
 Was a joke 'cause they always jokin'
 They the token to your life when it's croakin'
 They need to be in a pawn shop on a
 911 is a joke we don't want 'em
 I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
 The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
 The reason that I say that 'cause they
 Flick you off like fleas
 They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
 And to the strength so go the length
 Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
 You better wake up and smell the real flavor
 Cause 911 is a fake life saver

 So get up, get, get get down
 911 is a joke in yo town
 Get up, get, get, get down
 Late 911 wears the late crown

 Ow, ow 911 is a joke