I smell bad 

Really bad 

I smell really, really bad 

No one likes me because I am strange and dirty 

I am ugly 

No one can look at me without being turned off 

I don't have a nice body 

My body is revolting 

No one to no one will have sex with me 

I am stupid 

Really stupid 

I am really, really stupid 

No one likes me because I am not bright enough to understand them