My toys are broken, I flushed them down the toilet. 

Self seeking? I'm a brat so do my deeds. 

Stick a paperclip into the socket and I'm alive. 

Throw my dinner on the floor and shriek majesty. 

I pissed in the fridge cuz I was tired. 

Fuck dignity? Now I'm on trial? 

My allowance unrivaled, I'm just a mighty fright. 

My teddy bear told me to kill last night. 

Do for the crawl as you wouldn't for the tall, and there is nobody in your stall. 

To make a mentor up for someone who will never fall, and there is nobody in your stall. 

Don my cape, I'm a hero? A villain to moms. 

I'm punished? Fine, I'll build a bomb. 

Reach my hand into my diaper and I make a mess. 

Who's the artist with his shit? Well I confess... 

Modify my water pistol, fill it with piss. 

He's the serpent boy, the neighbors hissed. 

There is no black or white, it all comes in gray. 

Everything I say is bullshit anyway. Owwwww...