(Good evening ladies and gentlemen I'm Lance Goodthrust 
here at KWYZ and we're here with another exciting 
boxing match In the blue corner we have MC Wystyk from 
Psyche Origami and in the red corner we have our 
challenger lets go up to the ring and experience some 
good clean boxing action it should be a good one enjoy 
yourselves round 1)

(Refrain)
Yo, we keep swining' ‘till you've had enough and right 
before the bell sounds hit you with another uppercut
We keep swining' ‘till you've had enough and right 
before the bell sounds hit you with another uppercut
We keep swining' ‘till you've had enough and right 
before the bell sounds hit you with another uppercut
We keep swining' ‘till you've had enough and right 
before the bell sounds hit you with another uppercut

(Verse)
It's open season on optimists with open pocket wisdom 
and closed caption for activists banking on cataclysm 
I'm spanking this crack money with paddles with holes 
in ‘em ‘till his belief system is frayed like old denim
Desperately seeking circles with no police in ‘em but 
it's all because the streets keep eating the same 
rhythm ask me about your man I told you I can't feel 
‘em he's like a flaky pastry with manure filling
That's why you catch me at the Bounce (why) they give 
me stupid stares like I pulled down my pants and had 
braded pubic hairs
So put your hands up and guard your eyes from the glare 
Psyche O will bring the juice like electric chairs
Come along for the ride or you can catch us there but 
you best arrive quick ‘cause you never know where you 
might end up when the brain stretches to the point when 
things are far-fetched like having no arms and doing 
chin ups or having ten nuts and walking with a severe 
limp that's kinda cool ‘cause it looks like a pimp 
strut
(Refrain)

(And at the end of round one we have Wystyk leading ten 
points to eight points he didn't really seem like he 
was putting up much of a fight there his punch stats 
were very low maybe around 18 percent lets see round 2)

(Verse) 
We keep it off the beaten path off the road like four 
wheelers officially four feelers and that floor to the 
ceiling shit we killin it and it's about time not to 
take ownership because it's yours to find (that's 
right)
design escape routes when they find out their Armor 
Alls gone and they're all shined out hit ‘em right 
below the chin and make ‘em scream time out
With undertones darker than the Guinness spout a [taddy 
porter] we keep your brain distorted like a broken tape 
recorder stay organized like I'm on a token torter with 
two quarters fallin' all the [not sure] to disorder
Synthesys and Dave Matter be the mortar between the 
bricks that make this style stick like adhesive stamps 
so when the beast advance you might at least get your 
chance to bring the pain like jagged edge nipple clamps
(Refrain)

(And after three rounds seems to be an evenly matched 
bout with our challenger having 18 points and Wystyk 
having 20 points lets see how things go in round three 
slight intermission here take it to our sponsors)

(Look at that fella big burly opponent left right left 
right)
(When I'm swinging I'm landing)

(And thank you everyone for keeping your dial locked 
here round 4)

(Verse)
We keep it at the point where the balloon is being 
pierced with a pen at the point of passing out in the 
opium den with a pen scribbling your last thoughts 
before you drift off into deep [grim] with saliva 
dripping down your chin
So grab a napkin before walls start collapsing and 
falling in on this labyrinth that you're trapped in
The worst things happen during momentary lapses of 
ration of objective thought when the brains caught 
between doing what you're feeling right and doing what 
you want
Sittin around playing games and haven't time to front 
slappin on the plastic and stabbin us is nut raw 
because it isn't enough to keep the cock to a jar
It's dangerous to give Syn dap with his crab claws and 
even more so to play with Dave's circular saw searching 
for flaws is only permitted when you seeing if we're 
staying in the boundaries of copyright laws that's why 
we
(Refrain)

(And thank you ladies and gentlemen it has been another 
exciting night of boxing action here on KWYZ with our 
winner by technical knockout MC Wystyk and a thank our 
sponsors DJ Synthesys and DJ Danger for a chiming in 
with our commercial messages we'll see you next time 
take care of yourselves)