I swear I did my best to ensure that
His final moments were swift and free from fear
But consideration should be made for the fact
That Sandor Katz was my first kill
So I trust the reader will
Understand that while his screams may well have seemed
Like conscious objections, they were in reality
Simply a request to honor his strength and speed
With gratitude and tenderness, I seared
Every single hair from his body
Gently placed his decapitated head in a stockpot
Boiled off his flesh and made a spreadable head cheese

Because I believe that one can only relate with
Another living creature by completely destroying it
I'm sure Sandors' friends and family would appreciate this
A rationale so moronic it defies belief
Post-vegetarian, I must submit to you respectfully
Be careful what kind of world you wish for
Someday it may come knocking on your door
Let me in
Let me the fuck in
I just wanna fully relate
I swear I'll do my best to ensure that
Your final moments are swift and free from fear