She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And stuffs more nonsense in her brain

Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails
To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutted troll
We fill their coffers full of gold
And praise the skill of asshole

More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
Moron TV

More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
Moron TV

More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
Moron TV

That one's famous for a sex tape
That one's famous from her dad
That one had more babies
Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all the little girls squeal
And that one wants to be President
'Cause she's got moron appeal

More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
Moron TV

More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
Moron TV