You and me cannot agree cause our love's the fightin' kind

Oh yes you did you started it like you start all our fights

No I didn't do no such thing and that a dirty lie

Nothin's ever your fault and nothin's ever mine

You and me cannot agree cause our love's the fightin' kind

Well you've burned the supper up again that's nothin' new

I just figured you'd pack that all on me

Well you're the one that caused it oh it's always me

When you're always lookin' faults ain't hard to find

We delight in pickin' fights cause our love's the fightin' kind

Two lovers both too stubborn to take the blame for anything

So we blame it on the other

Some love is understanding and there's careless love in line

It takes all sorts and mine and yours is known as the fightin' kind

Okay Miss Priss what is it now now I know you done this

What how am I supposed to shave that ain't never been my problem

Now I don't care about you using my razor

But did you have to use my brand new blade

New blade boy it's good that is really good

That's real good to think I went to all that trouble tryin' to fix that nice for you

That's fixed up nice I'll probably keep it for washin' the soap off the wall

Oh there ain't no soap or I ain't got no television in the bathroom

And that new blade that you vedrudged me had already been used

Two lovers both too stubborn to take the blame for anything

So we blame it on the other

What's mine is yours what's yours is yours and so on down the line

You and me cannot agree cause our love's the fightin' kind

You and me cannot agree cause our love's the fightin' kind