"Perverts, on your knees!

For what you're about to receive

It's definitely def

That's deffo for Defheads

F.Def for the Death-Deaf Undef...



Astley's in the noose (hang loose kid)

Lift the lid on the crimes he did

Caught playing safe,

It's a bored game,

All the same and everybody's playing it...

Nobody's saying it like this

Like, laying it down-No!

Theyy're brown-nosing, posin' pretty

In shitty shit city,

It's a tragedy, pure sit-comedy...



So we steal, so what,

So far, so good,

We're Robin Hoods, for the good of the loosers

The boozers, the ugly, the crazy,

The drunks and the punks,

The perverts, the lazy...



The trouble here is that trouble never happens

There's bubbles to burst

So making trouble's a first,

Rhythm and rhyme, partners in crime;

Going for the prime time-

I'm gonna get mine.



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This is the law-don't argue

This is the law-stop grinnin'!

Make some noise-shake what you've got...

Go ahead-kick a hole in the speaker

This is the law-for the ugly,

This is the law,

U-u-ugly oh yeah!

Yeah that's right kick it...

Go ahead-kick a hole the speaker!



Very metal riffs polluting the air,

Can U dig it? Hell yeah!

Can U dig it? Hell yeah! Hell yeah!

Say it loud and say it proud

It's a far far better thing we do now...

There's no pleasure to treasure in prostitution.

What's my solution? Noise pollution!



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This isn't love

It's just cheap entertainment,

The stains on the sheet and the crap on the pavement

Rearing our ugly head

Say what's got to be said with a sledgehammer,

No s-s-stammer...



Preach to the perverts, teach and convert

Each little excerpt, a feature of expertise

Rough and sleazy, loose and easy

Perverts can you hear me?



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