Who’s that man walking down the alley
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
Arm and arm with my gal Sally
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
If that’s the man that I call my friend
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
I’m gonna bring that man’s life to an end
Oh, Two Faced Tom!

I’ve got a plan, I’ve got a plan
I’m gonna kill that woman
and her brand new man
they call Two-Faced Tom

He ain’t got no soul but he’s got good looks
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
He ain’t got no charm but a fat pocket book
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
What’s the reason that you don’t want me
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
To hell with you it wasn’t meant to be
Oh, Two Faced Tom!

I’ve got a plan, I’ve got a plan
I’m gonna kill that woman
and her brand new man
they call Two-Faced Tom

You can lock me up in the county jail
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
One life sentence, no chance for bail
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
But I’ll be happy, no I won’t get down
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
Just knowing his bones are rotting in the ground
Oh, Two Faced Tom!

I’ve got a plan, I’ve got a plan
I’m gonna kill that woman
and her brand new man
they call Two-Faced Tom

Listen up fellas and listen up true
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
If your woman is cheating and you don’t know what to do
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
There’s only one way to make it right
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
And that’s to take a gun and end his life
Oh, Two Faced Tom!

I’ve got a plan, I’ve got a plan
I’m gonna kill that woman
and her brand new man
they call Two-Faced Tom

Jesus, can you hear me from up on high?
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
Said I want to go to heaven now when I die
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
But if you can’t let me in your door
Oh, Two Faced Tom!
I better see that woman and her man down below
Oh, Two Faced Tom!