One heart, given up
Two another but it wasn’t enough
Three years is all we had
Not four-ever, it’s too damn bad now
Five days in a row
A six pack from the liquor store
Seven days in a week from hell
8 times I’ve wished you fare thee well, goodbye

It’s getting cold outside, the leaves are fallin
I’m standin in the rain, can’t you hear me callin
Soon enough though I will be, far away from misery
Just standin on the sunny side of the street

Hello heaven give me 309-862-80-95
That’s the number to a brand new gal
But you’ve got to get me up out this world
Cause, I can’t take another love affair

Won’t you shine a little light down here
If I don’t stop and put it down
They’re going to be putting me in the ground
(that’s not good man)