WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST
WE'RE STATISTICALLY NUMBER ONE

(JAMES SOLO)
YEAH, A HUNDRED PERCENT

(JESSE SOLO)
INCOMPETENT

(MEOWTH SOLO)
HEY - THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE!
WE'RE VERY GOOD AT BEING VERY BAD
IT'S OUR RATE OF SUCCESS
THAT'S SADLY BEEN WEAK

(JESSE SOLO)
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT

(JAMES SOLO)
WE'RE COMPLETELY INEPT!

(MEOWTH SOLO)
BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES US SO UNIQUE

(JAMES SOLO)
WE'RE THE HINDENBURGS OF CRIME

(JESSE SOLO)
WE CRASH AND BURN EACH AND EVERY TIME

(JAMES SOLO)
MASTERS OF DISASTER

(JESSE SOLO)
NO ONE SCREWS UP FASTER

(JESSE & JAMES)
HEY! AT FAILURE, WE SHINE!
WE'RE AN IMPERFECT TEN!

(JESSE, JAMES & MEOWTH)
TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN

(JESSE & JAMES)
SO I GUESS WE'RE JUST CURSED

(MEOWTH SOLO)
AND YOUSE HEARD IT HERE FIRST

(JESSE, JAMES & MEOWTH)
WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST!

(JAMES SOLO)
WHO'D GUESS WE'D GET SO FAR
BY BEING COMPLETELY SUB-PAR

(JESSE)
AS LOSERS WE'VE RAISED THE BAR

(JESSE AND JAMES)
NOW WE'RE SUPERSTARS!

(MEOWTH SOLO)
LA, LA, DEE, DAH

(JESSE, JAMES & MEOWTH)
WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST

(JESSE)
AT COMING IN LAST WE'RE ALWAYS THE FIRST

(JAMES SOLO)
OUR FLAWS ARE TOP DRAWER

(MEOWTH SOLO)
WE DEFINE MURPHY'S LAW!

(JESSE, JAMES & MEOWTH)
WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST
WE'RE TOTALLY IMMERSED
AND INCREDIBLY WELL-VERSED
WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST