Stay by her side so faithfully
I would if I could, but it's just no good
Cos there's two perfect girls for me

Hey, woah

Officer Jenny, oh can't you see
You can look me up and throw away the key
Jenny, if loving you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do my time

My uniformed beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy
I'm head over heels (he's head over heels)
I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy

Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Hey, woah

Nurse Joy, won't you please
Cure me of this bad disease
Oh Joy, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face my knees get weak

I'm burning up. I got the fever
She's my perfect nurse and I'd never leave her
Her bedside manner has healed so many
So why am I in love? (why's he so in love?)
Why am I in love with Officer Jenny?

Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

I've tried, and I've tried
And I've searched way deep inside
From these two I won't choose
I can't stand the bed news
About the name of the girl that
I'm gonna lose!

This can't go on, enough is enough
I've gotta pick one no matter how tough
It's time for eeny-meeny, miny-mo
But wait a second! (wait a second!)
Wait a second! (come on a wait a second)
What's her name? I've just gotta know!
I've just gotta know!!

Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's one, no two, no three
Four, five, six, seven - so many
Perfect girls for me