Nobody don't like Christmas

It's the happy day that everybody loves

It's the snowflakes driftin' down

As the folks all over town

Are trimmin' trees and knittin' gloves!



Some people don't like Easter

Or the Easter eggs the Easter Bunnies bring

When the chocolate hits their lips it goes directly to their hips

And they pack on ten pounds every spring



But nobody don't like Christmas

It's the time of year that everyone adores

It's holly-jolly everywhere

Santa's downtown in the square

And in all them real high-class department stores



Some people don't like New Year's

December tirty-first's the night they dread

They may be blowin' on noisemakahs

But they're all a bunch of fakes

'Cause they'd raddah all be home asleep in bed!



But nobody don't like Christmas

And it doesn't matter if you're young or old

It's filled wit' color and surprise

As right before your eyes

The woild lights up in red and green and gold



St. Valentine's Day is a day you could hate

If you ain't never been out on a date

And the fourth of July can be a real drag

If you can't get no one to salute your flag!



But nobody don't like Christmas

It's a time of peace and love and broddahood

'Cause when you make peace wit' you brother

And say "I love you mother!"

Santa Claus'll know that you've been good



Memorial Day is a day to ferget

And turkeys don't celebrate Thanksgivin' yet!

St. Patrick's Day is dull, Arbor Day is borin'

And who wants to go too all that Yom Kipporen... eh?



But nobody don't like Christmas

And I'll sing it from da top of every tree

Yes nobody don't like Christmas

I say nobody don't like Christmas

And nobody don't like Cristmas!

Except me