Well she stepped into the room

Right then she got my eyes

She had an ass like a truck

and two amazing thumping thighs



She's been like no other

Just one big fat mother freak

So ????



She likes whips and chains and things

She don't need no diamond rings

Couldn't get her through the door

So I did her on the floor



Lets get naked baby

And roll under the sheets

I ask one favor baby

Don't roll on top of me 



She's my Crisco queen

A non-stop love machine

On the scene like a sex machine

She ain't big going get bigger



Sparks may fly like the fourth of July

Just don't get any in your eye

She's got me on a 2X4 

So I don't fall in when she wants more



I got excited she through 

Her hands right over me

One the size of a truck

The other the size of a tree



She whispered in my ear

Just one could you push it near

Guess I had to move when you get down to it



She likes whips and chains and things

She don't need no diamond rings

Couldn't get her through the door

So I did her on the floor



Sparks may fly like the fourth of July

Just don't get any in your eye

She's got me on a 2X4 

So I don't fall in when she wants more