I should'a known not to give you this

I should've known not to throw away my records

I should've never purchased compact discs



I can't remember inventing the atom

I don't remember what it's like to be god



I should'a known not to watch jerry springer

I should've never watched the people's court



I don't remember inventing the wheel

But i remember making the styrofoam



I should'a known not to watch that comet

I should'a known not to sex amy fisher

I should've never watched the oj trial

I should've known not to shoot john lennon

I should've never gotten aol



I should remember not to blow up buildings

I should remember what it's like to be god



I should've known never sent the stork to the dahmer's

I should'a known not to make free will



I can't remember my life as a mormon

I can't remember five minutes ago



I should'a known not to watch that comet



I can't remember my days as an asshole

The same day i made the cia



I should'a known not to watch that comet



I should've known better